The Mind of a Genius
Headline from the Bogus News Network:
BROOKLYN INVENTOR RALPH KRAMDEN: “WHO SAYS WE CAN’T HAVE LASER TOE-NAIL TRIMMERS?”
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Amateur Scientist Hard at Work in Basement of Brooklyn Tenement; says YouTube a huge help to
someone “a little scientifically challenged like me"
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Seeks Investments from Racoon Lodge buddies but says a Wall Street IPO “Not out of the question”
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First investor and VP of KramdenLasers Inc. Edward L. Norton: “Sounds like it just might work . . .
worth a shot for $25. . . no, I didn’t lose any money on his Glow in the Dark Pizza . . .”
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Inventor’s wife: “Maybe he can invent a laser-powered refrigerator when he’s finished . . . not too many
ice-boxes left, even on Chauncey Street"